May 2012
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digatisdi:
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.
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These are actually pretty good, do ittttt.
1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
8: Are you close with your dad?
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
10: What are you listening to?
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
12. Do you like hickeys?
13: What time do you go to bed?
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
16: Do you always answer your texts?
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
25: In the past week, have you cried?
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
29: Do you have a best friend?
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
31: Who was your last call from?
32: Are you mad at anyone?
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
35: How many more days until your birthday?
36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
42: Are you available?
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
46: Do you regret anything?
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
53: What was the last thing you ate?
54: Did you get any compliments today?
55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
56: Do you own anything from other countries?
57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
58: Where have you lived most of your life?
59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
62: Who do you text the most?
63: What was the last movie you saw?
64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
67: Do you curse around your parents?
68: Are you happy with where you live?
69: Do you collect anything?
70: What’s your favourite colour?
71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone?
72: Has anyone ever cheated on you?
73: What are your plans for tomorrow?
74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one?
75: Does your last ex have a job?
76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship?
77: Where is your cellphone?
78: What colour is your cellphone?
79: What did you dream of last night?
80: Are you atheist?
81: Will you change your name when you get married?
82: Are you ready for autumn weather?
83: Have you had any big storms recently?
84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing?
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“Should I be concerned and give you hugs or is this a Homestuck thing again?”
– A friend on another friend’s hysterical facebook status.
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Silly confusing social situation
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The players:
Me- You know me.
Person A- Male. The guy I like.
Person B- Female. My best friend. Also friends with Person A. Knows about and supports the fact that I like Person A.
Person C- Male. Close friend of Person A. I know him fairly well. He maybe kind of recognizes Person B.
Person D- Female. Has a huge, obvious crush on Person C that everyone except maybe Person B knows...
I'm getting hella mixed messages. Wouldn't it be...
Homework Y U get in the way of my life.
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“Then he began to laugh, and that laugh was the most heartbreaking thing in the...”
– The Hunchback of Notre Dame book 9 chapter 3 by Victor Hugo
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Mamihlapinatapei
I don't like suspense.
It’s fine in fiction, but in real life it drives me absolutely crazy. I’ve found that the anticipation of emotions tends to be stronger than actual emotions and it’s hard not to focus on the negative possibilities. Yes, I know. Relax. Relax. Relax because stressing out won’t change anything.
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Trying not to angst.
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So, there’s this guy that I like in opera scenes. I try to make it obvious that I like him and I think I’m mostly successful at it. But I’m not sure if he likes me back or if he’s just tolerating me. Maybe he’s obvious and I’m overthinking it. Maybe I’m not as obvious as I think I am. Maybe the problem is that I’m expecting him to make all...
Guess who only got one hour of sleep and has to do...
At least I’m… having a good hair day?
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I wish facebook would stop thinking it knows whose...
Seriously, don’t filter things unless I say I want a filter.
Reblog if you want anonymous questions!
So, I'm always working on self-improvement...
Current project: be more emotionally open, figure out how my emotions work.
Today’s failure:
My friend: “So, just curious, are you interested in [mutual friend] as, you know, more than a friend?”
Me: *suspicious glance to the left* *suspicious glance to the right* “I don’t know.”
Why do I do this? The fact that she’s asking is evidence that I’m...
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I hate how conversations always have to start out...
I want to have real, deep conversations with people. Not emotionally deep, I’m kind of uncomfortable with other people’s emotions or broadcasting my own, but intellectually deep. The problem is that conversations always have to start with the small talk phase, some banal comments about the weather, whatever. I really don’t care about these redundant statements. Often it...
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Oh no! I seem to have gotten onto the list of...
I have the weirdest conversations with people.
I was chatting with a guy who’s in opera scenes with me. It started out as a perfectly normal conversation about musicals, then somehow we were talking about pornography, then somehow we were talking about Christianity. And it was a weird conversation about Christianity because, well, he’s Christian, so we were both trying to be as inoffensive as possible. And this kind of conversation...
plottwist:
what if those “you’ve just won a giftcard/laptop/big money” things were actually real instead of scams and for years we’ve just been denying free gifts and somewhere in the world someone is like crying behind their computer screen whispering why won’t you just let me do nice things
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Why am I hearing sex noises from the hallway?
Like, is there some ventriloquist-on-ventriloquist action going on somewhere else in the building?